Clever Commander

echoingyamabiko:

clevercommandernazrin:

“Her words were, and I quote, ‘Don’t tell her I told you, she doesn’t want you to know she told me.’ That sounds like you taught her, Kyouko.”

“You know me ta not lie, right, Nazrin? I tell ya, the kid knew the word when she asked me what it meant, and all I told her was that it was bad and not ta use it. Honest.”

“….Fine. I will believe you. However, if I find out that you were lying, then I will report your actions straight to Lady Byakuren.” The words were punctuated with a stern glare, fixing the yamabiko’s eyes with her own.

"Nazrin! I found these treasures and thought of you!" *Hands Nazrin, a box of cigars.... chocolate cigars.*

“Ah…thank you, Shou. I’ll make sure to enjoy them at a later point in time.”

"Commander, do you and my assistant get your cigarettes from the same merchant?"

“I would assume so, yes. Though I think I buy a different kind then he does.”

Be forced to watch as Orin marries Shou, or be forced to kill off the rest of the temple to save her life.
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“The former. I would be loathe to ever even consider the latter.”

“Eh, either way, not planning on doing either. Don’t really feel like angering a war god, and well, frankly I like you more then the hell cat. Still, interesting to know where your priorities lay.”

“Master’s reputation is more important than my sanity, Nue.”

"Hmmm, here's a choice for you. Would you rather let me impersonate Shou for a month, or have me give the hell cat access to my seeds for a month?"

“If I let you impersonate Master, would that include not killing you right after you take her form? If yes, that option. If no…the cat getting your seeds. You would do more damage as Master than she could do with your seeds.”

"Here's a choice for ya - forced to teach me, constantly, for a week, or forced to do whatever Byakuren tells you, without question, for a month. And you know the Byakuren I mean."

“I would teach you. Either that, or kill myself.”

echoingyamabiko:

“And the fact that she said you taught said word to her means….what, exactly?”

“I mean… wait, she said what? No, no what happened was the kid walked up to me an’ out of the blue asked me what it meant! I have no idea where she coulda learned it, but it wasn’t from me.”

“Her words were, and I quote, ‘Don’t tell her I told you, she doesn’t want you to know she told me.’ That sounds like you taught her, Kyouko.”

frozenfairy:

clevercommandernazrin:

“I’m not quite sure, to be honest. While I am knowledgeable in the field of actual torture, my skills in simple humiliation are quite lacking. Perhaps…I should seek out another expert. Cirno would be a help, given a fairy’s natural tendency towards pranks and the like. So why don’t you just…hang around for a bit, while I locate her?” The pun was most likely intentional, given the mean smirk on Nazrin’s face as she walked away from Orin.

 *Cirno would be found stitting on the shores of Misty lake, humming to herself, a fishing pole in her hands. next to her was a net with a boot, an empty can, and a clam inside. To her that was the best catch she has had in a long time and boy was she happy. It was only by chance that she was able to hear footsteps over her humming as she turned her head to see who it was. Seeing the familiar face of the mouse youkai she gives a small wave.* “Hey Naz, whats up? Are you here to fish to?”

Nazrin approached the fairy at a brisk pace, noting the fishing implements. She hadn’t thought that Cirno had the patience to fish, to be honest. Still, as the fairy greeted her, she gave her a half nod. “Actually, I was here to recruit you for a…small project of mine, if you have time. I have a certain nuisance to myself tied up, and though I do not want to injure her, I would indeed like to make sure that she knows not to trifle with me. So to that end, I decided to humiliate her in some way, only to realize that my own talents lie away from that field. So, I decided to recruit a fairy to hand the metaphorical reins over to, which would be yourself.”

"Kyoko says that I shouldn't say 'Douche' because it's a bad word. But she won't tell me why it's a bad word. Just that it means an annoying person. Why would a word for an annoying person be bad? Oh and don't tell her I told you she doesn't want you to know she told me."

“It…is not a word to be used in polite company. And not a word a child should be using at all. I think I may have to assist her on keeping her words clean around children.”