Clever Commander

asknueidentified:

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"I fail to see the problem with that.  I mean, a few months ago, I accidentally burnt all of Ichirins clothing and she never noticed that I replaced them with illusions until I could buy real replacements.  If even the  wearer can’t tell the difference, what’s the problem?"

"Ah. I see. I suppose I will have to rethink my opinion, then." Nue, you should probably stop talking because between the throbbing vein and the twitch in Nazrin’s eye, she isn’t happy.

asknueidentified:

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"Oh sure, the warlock gets to use magic for clothing.  But when I do it, it’s wrong."

"I do not even know what you are talking about. But you do not even use magic to create clothes, you simply walk around naked with the illusion you are wearing clothes."

redhornedoni:

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"Ah, yeah, you are a shrimpy thing, arent’cha? Everyone’s short compared to me, though, so I guess i didn’t notice at first." Not that it mattered to her. She’s offered Alcohol to Flandre, even.

"I’m sure you didn’t. Either way, I do not drink alcohol. I prefer to keep my mental faculties, and I am a poor drinking partner when I am drunk, to boot." The look she’s giving you isn’t a nice one, Yuugi. She’s sure you’ve given alcohol to minors before, in mind if not in age.

redhornedoni:

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"Don’t have too much fun there, mousey!" 

"I have the body of a child. Alcohol would affect me far quicker, and far worse than it would most."

redhornedoni:

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"Eh, it’s nothing really worth worrying about. Just something I’ve been mulling over. I’d rather not talk about it, though. While you’re here, why not have a drink?"

"I see." A quiet affirmation, followed by the mouse youkai revealing a small flask, though when she opened it, there was no scent of alcohol within. "I will drink with you, though I do not indulge in alcohol."

redhornedoni:

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"And there’s nothin’ worse than a liar…"

"Talking about anything in particular, Miss Oni?"

unsustainableimagination:

keineandcompany:

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"What cruelty… how could you be cruel to your master…"

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"Have you no shame, Nazrin? Shou’s lovely as she is. Even more so with all her pudgy tummy!"

"Do not encourage something as shameful as this, Lady Byakuren! It is an insult to Lord Bishamonten!"

keineandcompany:

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"What cruelty… how could you be cruel to your master…"

"It is not cruelty, but tough love, Master. As a representative of the war god Bishamonten, you must remain at your physical best at all times."

keineandcompany:

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"H-HOW DID YOU FIND THOSE!?!"

"Master, I have mice under my command, as well as being a mouse youkai myself. The sugar in those sweets is extremely fragrant, and would be near impossible not to find."

keineandcompany:

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"Noooo! I was going to eat those!" Poor Shou. Hopefully Nazrin won’t find her secret stash of twinkies..

"I know. You are going to start getting in shape as of this moment, so no sweets for you. Like the ones you hid in your room, for example." Long gone now. Sorry, Shou!